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by Frank Tauk.
To Build Record Bra,
Company Searches For World's Largest Breasts! It sounds like something
out of some sleazy tabloid or an adolescent boy's fantasies, but it's true!
The big-thinking bra maker, Personal Beauty Unlimited of Clearwater, Florida,
has begun the search for the world's bustiest woman. When they find her,
they'll build, free of charge, the world's largest brassiere.
"We don't know how bountiful the world's chestiest woman will be," says
company President and big bra wearer, Victoria Morton, "but our bra fitters
are ready to handle whatever bounces their way!"
Women who really stand out in this field are invited to check out their
website. The company recently announced the world's first ADULT
training bra.
According to Morton, the "It's All You" bra turns tummy fat into cleavage
by repositioning excess tissue and packing it into the bust area.(!)(?)
According to the makers of this over the shoulder boulder holder, (sorry
I just couldn't resist) the new bra will increase the average woman's breasts
by as much as two cup sizes when worn properly.
So if you think you may have the world's largest breasts, visit their
website, and be sure to send
your pictures to me, and I'll keep everyone posted on how things are
developing. (so to speak) |
