We’ll
you’re wrong. Changers are very loving, interesting people; they’re
just not tolerant of stupid, whiny people, and sometimes ignorance has
to be repaid with three fingers up the ass.
So, anyway, on with the story.
Once upon a time, there was a changer. She didn’t know yet that she
was a changer; all she knew is that she had this way of teasing guys and
then rejecting them, or hurting them in some way. She also knew that
her most recent ex-boyfriend had a very special relationship with his roommate.
All in all, however, she just considered herself to be a normal young woman
who had a history of bad romantic choices.
So, one day the girl started
a new job and met some interesting men who, as nice and funny as they were,
had moments when they were just plain stupid. She was just now learning
that such intellectual instability is built into the testosterone.
Even the best of men will go from genius to moron over such benign catalysts
as “One time I deep throated a cucumber at a party” or a Hooters chick
walking by.
So anyway, one day the girl
is talking to these two guys, and she said something sarcastic, I’m not
even sure what anymore, and he responded with “Damn, girl! You’re going
to turn me gay.” She didn’t say anything mean or even sexual in nature;
she probably just criticized his ability to set up a PC or something like
that. It’s not the changer’s fault that men are wrong all the time.
This moment led her to the revelation that these two men were guides on
her path to true Changerness. With their help, she discovered that
she was not only a changer but THE changer and that she had a distinct
purpose on this planet.
So from that day forward,
the Changer marched proudly through life, changing the world, one formerly
straight male at a time.
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