Bad Girls
So first of all before I
get started I want to apologize for this one being a little late. I just
found myself an apartment. Yes folks the Satyr is no longer homeless. So
I have been trying to get all my stuff moved in and well then we had to
"christen" the apartment with a little afternoon romp.
I love that about my girl.
It was her idea to properly anoint the apartment, even though there were
no sheets on the bed and only half of my things were moved in. It was the
proper thing to do. The only thing to do. And it was a hell of a lot of
fun! I love Summer and all her wonderful ideas. I love that she is so bad!
I love bad girls!
They are the best. Now I know what you're thinking, 'didn’t he just down
bad boys a few weeks ago? Why does it sound like he is about to praise
bad girls then?'
Because I am, to a certain
degree anyway. See, there are really two types of bad girls. Bad girls
that are not good for a person and bad girls that are perfect for you.
So how do you distinguish between the two and how am I going to avoid confusing
the hell out of everyone?
Since the first question
is going to take a little longer and really needs the second question answered
so it can work properly, I will set that matter straight first.
I don’t want to have to fool
with Italics or bold type, and no doubt that would still confuse the hell
out of some, we are going to give them names. First of all there are the
bad girls that are not good for you.
We are going to call her
Amanda, after a no good-girl that I dated a few years ago. And we will
call the queen of all queens, the best of the bad, Summer, after a wonderful
woman in my life. Writing can be such great vindication sometimes!
Okay first of all we will
talk about Amanda. Amanda is the worst of the lot. She is a girl that will
tell you one thing and then turn around and tell you another, never knowing
which tale she spun for you to begin with. She is a girl that loves sex
but doesn’t want you to know it. And in all honesty, can you blame her?
I mean men make women feel bad about liking sex, unless it's with them
of course, and so they resort to lies so they can appease the great male
majority ego. In a way Amanda is not all that bad, it’s not all her fault
that she feels the need to lie. The problem with this type of bad girl
though, is that she tries desperately to look like a good girl so the men
that seek her out get hurt badly.
See, men get locked into
this mindset at birth about needing a good girl. They like bad girls because
they get sex from them but they wouldn’t want to marry them. For marriage
they need a good girl so they can pretend that they are Ozzie and Harriet
with this perfect marriage. This makes them very resentful of bad girls
that look like good girls.
Never mind that the real
problem lies with the fact that they should be looking into ways that they
can enjoy people for who they are and not what they represent. The problem
lies within the belly of man, the belly of the beast, and Amanda is just
a brain-washed woman trying to appease men and be true to herself at the
same time. And oh what a whirlwind that occurs when it all starts to fall
apart.
That’s why Amanda gets labeled
the bad girl that is not good for you, because she keeps you in this mindset
about whores, sluts, and the all-encompassing evil that is woman. She keeps
you from moving on past all that bullshit because the pain enforces that
you are right about needing a good girl. The truth is that inside every
good girl there is a bad girl waiting to come out. And men love trying
to bring that out in women. Then they wonder why she turned into such a
"slut" when they were through with her. They never stop to think that maybe
they helped create another Amanda in the world, that they might be responsible.
Now when you meet a Summer
you are guaranteed an eye-opening experience. That is if you are ready
for it. Summers know they are bad girls and they don’t care what you think
about it. Sure, they may not broadcast it to the world but if you see it
and have a problem well then 'fuck you Jack'. That's why they are so wonderful.
They challenge the average male to really accept a woman, to really think
what being a woman is really about.
What? Women don’t think
like that? Bullshit, says Summer. Women do think like that and you know
what else? They often act on it too. Women do like sex and when they see
a really cute guy they do think of what his dick must look like and how
he might be in bed.
Sorry guys but that is the
truth and you're going to have to accept it. It’s nothing personal. Guys
do it all the time and then expect women to not be like that. What do they
think they were thinking when they met you ya dope?
That’s why a Summer girl
is the most perfect in the world. She will make you accept it or she will
move on. And it’s your loss if she does. Men, you have to realize that
this is how life is and start working to incorporate that into your worldview.
Things have to change if the sexes are ever going to get along. And that
is what a Summer girl preaches, not in words, but in actions. She will
be a very loving companion and friend and can even make you realize other
things in your life that you had never before looked at because she is
so wise, but you have to trust her.
And believe me, when you
have spent time with a Summer girl, the whole world looks a lot brighter
and a lot more exciting. You break on through to the other side and become
a creature like Summer, because she is beyond human, and the transformation
is the best thing that you can do for yourself. So lets all start striving
to be a little bit more inhuman.
The Satyr
"The soul is that which
sees beauty even though the mind denies it."
