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by The Satyr
I was
having trouble coming up with something to write about, so I asked my girlfriend
what she thought. She had many good ideas: I could write about the way
people get in such a hurry that they pass by beautiful places and people
and don't even notice them.
Or I could write about eating
new food at a new restaurant. We had eaten at Beaudruex, a Cajun restaurant
in the downtown district of Blacksburg, right near the college. We had
blackened catfish wrapped in bacon and covered with a spicy tomato spice,
Cajun style corn, and red potato salad. It was quite divine and relaxing.
We felt like we were on vacation. The only disappointment was that they
were out of breaded gator tails. Oh, well, not everything can work out
great.
She then told me that I could
always write about sex and she gave me a sly little smile. We had just
finished a slam bang of a time to the music of Tool's front man Maynard
Keenan and his new project, a perfect circle. It's not usually her type
of music but she said she enjoyed fucking to it, that she knew that from
now on when I heard it I would think of good hard fast sex.
And she was right, even during
the event, that thought came to mind. "You will always remember fucking
to this album". I gave her words some thought but not for too long.
It seems neither one of us was quite satisfied yet; even though we had
both came hard.
I went to bed ignoring the
typewriter. It was a perfect way to end the night. When I awoke the next
morning though, the ideas she had planted were beginning to grow.
I thought of a conversation
that we had had earlier yesterday about men being more attractive when
they are with someone. How women are in competition and prefer to have
a man that they know is desirable by other women. I remembered a friend
of mine telling me about all the women that were looking at him after he
got married. I had laughed at him. Not because he was wrong but he was
the type of guy that women always looked at, the kind of guy the women
wet themselves over.
But he never noticed it,
too lost in his own self-doubt that he failed to capitalize on that gift
God had given him. And we all do that don't we? As my girl said, we get
in such a hurry that we pass by beautiful places and people and never even
realize it.
So many people have had the
experience of finding something under their noses that they had overlooked
or taken for granted that it is hard to believe that we haven't all learned
from that. That comes into play with sex all the time. It is the one addiction
that affects us all, or at least it should.
Nothing can be as powerful
as sex. Nothing can captivate an audience like the rumors of who is fucking
whom. Don't believe me, walk into any factory, department store, school,
bank, or even the White House and look hard. It's not hard to spot. And
yet we overlook potential sex partners all the time.
I say its time to change
that. I say we look at everyone from now on with eyes of lust. The partner
you work with, the druggist, the homeless bum, the actresses and the actors,
the schoolteachers, the blind, the deaf and dumb. All can be so beautiful.
And all need sex just as badly as the next.
Man would give up all thoughless
ambition if he could just have a great sex life. Why care what you do if
you are fucking all the time? Why care how much you made or what kind of
car you drive if you have several good lovers to call on, that enjoy it
just as much as you do.
All the rest of that rubbish
is just to get laid anyway. The fancy cars, the big houses, the perfect
jobs, they are all just a way to get women or men into bed. Ask the president
he can tell you. The best perk of having that power is getting the women
that you want when you want them. Just don't get caught! Jesus, what is
wrong with this country.
When I am fucking someone
I want the whole world to know it. I want to shout it from the hills, because
it is so grand an event, that the soul sings inside you. The hippies had
it right. Free love, baby. What could be better than lots of people fucking
all the time?
In simple terms, when you
are having sex you can't be killing your neighbor, you can't be shooting
up schools, bombing buildings, harrassing your neighbors about what their
cat is doing, or making a stink about the cost of tea in china.
Everyone needs to start giving
it up and having a good time, EVERYONE. That includes the fat ones, the
skinny ones, the ugly ones, the small dicked ones, the small breasts as
well as the big breast, the freaks, the geeks, the slackers and the dikes.
One for all and all for all, in liberty and justice we do not trust but
sex, well we know it works so at least that's a start.
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