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by Chuck Walker..
Confucious Say...
Why do women let guys run
all over them? What women are you talking about? Surely not
the ones I’ve been going out with, not the 90’s women, the women of the
New Millennium that they all claim to be! "I don’t need a man I have double
A’s" and proud of it!
Women talk about masturbation
over cappuccino along with the latest retro-styles like it is nothing.
What would you call a group of guys at a sports bar or Starbucks if you
will discussing how much they would like go blind, making it with someone
they love, practicing abstinence (love that one!).
Whoever said women have a
vagina so that they can get anything they want was right. So are we (men)
responsible for their lack of judgment? Hell if I were a women I wouldn’t
date most men, but women sure know how to get a buck… hell $50 dollars
out of ya’. A woman who I drool after said to me one day that she still
had a use for me, she wasn’t done with me yet. On a prior meeting she told
me that men are only good for one thing! I quickly told her 2 things, what’s
the other she responded. Maintenance… I hope she pays attention to the
name of this column!
I did ask her just exactly
what use do I have for her, but I’m not as stupid as to think that woke
her up. It woke me up though, I no longer droll after this women that’s
for sure (love you babe, she clicks in sometimes), women have no idea how
much a turn-off they’re pompous asses can be! But know this, they don’t
care! Not even a little they are just saying what’s on their minds! You
know what’s on my mind? How hard it is for you to talk with your mouth
full. If they are doing you (which was not the case for me) then they are
doing you a favor. You know what, if you men out there would not use your
mates for masturbation and remember ladies first, they wouldn’t feel like
they are doing us a favor.
Another reason that I wouldn’t
go out with most guys if I were a women. Confucius says "Woman and fryin’
pan just alike, got to get both hot before put meat in!" If you're getting
off baby, then you ain’t doing me any favors, me thinks your doing yourself
one. I never met a woman that I couldn’t (and not that this is a contest
for me it’s not.) out cook or out clean or give a more intense orgasm to.
But don’t confuse these things
with a reason to stay with somebody. It’s bad enough that women aren’t
human anyway. That’s right. Anything that bleeds for 3,4,5,days and still
lives, ain’t human. |
