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by Chuck Walker..
Gold Medal Sex
Prostitution is legal in
Australia, as it is in most of that part of the world, but I see that the
Olympics still went there. Do you think that bothered the Olympic committee?
"International clientele"... I wonder how much the dowdy is mate? People
from Denmark and Amsterdam are right at home ya’ think. (Slavic discount
on Tuesday, Ethiopians extra, sounds funny but they tell me that though
hung Africans are terrible lovers not knowing how to please a woman but
only American and Italian woman know about being pleased).
Why is it that it seems Americans
are so socially inept? Can't we get along with any other kind of people?
We are the world leaders in sex and violence, is it because of our two-faceness.
Taking violence off TV and our spiffy ratings system really helped out
a lot didn’t it.
Ah-perance is what we here
in the South pride ourselves on. Do we really think that we are the bottom
line somehow? How some people think they know what’s best, you know what
fork to eat with n’all really has very little to do with our moral state,
(naw-mean) but you don’t exactly need morals if you've got dead presidents!
If politics is perception
combined with illusion, then how much should American prostitutes go for?
What’s the difference between politics and prostitution is it;
a. In politics you
know who’s on top!
b. One is the shovee’ when
it comes to anal!
c. You can depend on a prostitute
to do what you pay them for!
d. No difference, they both
f#?k people!
We Americans pretend better
than anybody, its part of our make-up. Some of us even pretend to be compassionate
and some really are (and you know who you are!). We are the crybabies of
the world, and yet they love America because in the U.S. no one is held
responsible for what they do!
The brothels are having Olympics
specials and we can’t handle nudie bars, but if I’m gonna pass-out $20
bills I might as well have a chick at the house where I can relax and get
my swerve-on. We want to pretend that all things that make us uncomfortable
don’t exist. That’s why we are bothered so much by the homeless we don’t
understand why they don’t just get jobs. Fortunately 90% of the real
homeless aren’t begging us for money. |
