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Comments by Xona.

The Legacy Of William Jefferson Clinton (abbreviated)

1991: Almost everyone in America assumes that George Bush will easily be reelected. Democrats were being charged with not even putting up any solid competition. Southern Governor named Bill Clinton joins race...so what. Despite Jennifer Flowers, Draft Dodging, pseudo-pot smoking, and serious questions about his character, Clinton inherits title "Come-back-Kid" and becomes democratic presidential nominee. 

Unlucky for Bush, he had one of the worst run presidential campaigns ever and he, a classic back-room dealer, didn't have the personality, the quickness-of-mind, or the mastery of mass communications, especially television, that Clinton possessed. 

Result: Clinton establishes himself as a master politician and moves into the WHITE HOUSE. 

1994: Clinton's attempts at leadership during his first years prove disastrous to the democratic party as both houses of Congress go under Republican Control. The New political KING, Gingrich, and his right-wing Republican supporters declare that William Jefferson Clinton is Irrelevant. 

Obviously, they forgot about "The Come Back kid." In a master stroke of political genius, Clinton steals the Republican Platform, repaints it with moderate democratic rhetoric, and offered it to the American People, as a democratic program. The public loves it and gives full credit to President Clinton. 

Suddenly, the irrelevant president is relevant-- "The Come Back Kid" has struck again. 1994 through 1998: Republican strategists, pollsters, and supporters had a field day predicting that it was only a matter of time before Clinton is done in by the likes of 

  • Whitewater
  • Filegate
  • Travelgate
  • Chinagate
  • Campaign problems
  • Duplicity in the Vince Foster death
  • A hand in the death of Secretary Ron Brown 
And lots of other things that so many were so sure would bring down the presidency of "The COME BACK KID." 

1998: The result of countless hours and dollars spent in investigating the Clintons more thoroughly than any other two people have ever been investigated comes up with NOTHING. That, in itself, was quite impressive. 

However, enter Monica Lewinski and company and suddenly the dispirited far right is rejuvenated claiming for the umteenth time that CLINTON is finished for sure now. In spite of looking directly into the camera and lying to the American public, the public opinion polls for a year remain constant with the American peoples overwhelming desire to have Clinton remain in office. 

In a stunning set back, the republican's lose seats in congress when they were expected to gain 15 to 60. Gingrich is gone, discarded by the very people he lead to Republican victory. The House, against the will of the AMERICAN PEOPLE, votes in partisan to Impeach Clinton and his popularity goes up five percent..absolutely AMAZING. 

But, then again, this is "THE COME BACK KID." 

The future: Upon leaving office Clinton will go on to become the greatest political fund raiser in American Political History, rasing hundreds of millions of dollars for the democratic party. 

He will be the most sought after speaker on the circuit and will make scores of millions of dollars in the process. Clinton will be the POLITICAL GOD of the Democratic Party and will be the one person that most who aspire to high public office, on the Democratic side, will want to have access to for political insight and support. 

He will campaign for many and will be the one most will seek. He will remain a political force to be dealt with, much more so than past x-presidents, and his wife may well win high public office herself. 

The Impeachment of William Jefferson Clinton will actually had very little effect on his legacy. Heck, if contemporary America doesn't care about it, why would people in the distant future? In reality, breaking the entire process down to the basic element of America- the allmighty buck- this entire affair will actually prove to be of great benefit to the President as it has made him forever a favorite of the American Public and that equates into the BIG, BIG, BUCKS. 

Three hundred years from now, William Jefferson Clinton's name will be throughout the history books. He will be, amoung other things, regarded as the greatest politician in American history up to his time. The names of Barr, Gingrich, Hyde, Lott, and others of the republican far-right, who tried unsuccessfully to remove him from office, will all be classified under the title "extreme right-wing religious zealots of the time"-- their actual names know only to historians, as time will simply wash them from public consciousness. 

But, William Jefferson Clinton will forever become a part of American Folklore. Never, ever, bet against a person who is known as "The Come Back Kid" 



Xona 

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