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by Xona..
Clinton Sperm-Covered
Clothing for Sale
Institute of Political Memorabilia
A Member Institute of the
XONA Institute of Institutions
For immediate release
The Institute of Political
Memorabilia is pleased to announce a
limited collection of clothing
that contains the semen of our President, William Jefferson Clinton. These
sperm coated garments come from various females who have had sex of one
sort or another with then-Governor and now President Clinton. The Institute
of Political
Memorabilia, utilizing its
extensive staff of sexual researchers and
investigators has scoured
the known world and located 1,386 garments
that contain the male essence
of President Clinton.
Each garment has been authenticate
via Xona, the world's foremost
authority on human male
sperm. Utilizing her amazing sense of smell,
touch, and taste, Ms. Xona
is able to identify the age of the sperm
and the owner with the accuracy
of carbon dating and DNA testing.
The most prize items of the
collection are the Bra's and panties that
were subjected to Clintons
most favorite sexual activity of removing
his organ of lust from the
mouth or other opening of the loyal female
citizen serving him and
depositing his sperm into the cups of the
bras or the inside crotch
of the panties. This is a real favorite of
the females receiving his
attention and they quickly put the garments
on to enjoy the hot, wet,
essence of the president on their bodies as
they go about their daily
way.
Interviews with these woman
indicate a very intense sexual feeling that remains for hours as they go
about in public excited with the knowledge that the sperm of the President
is in constant contact with their most private sexual parts. Some have
claimed a near constant state of orgasmic delight for as long as they wear
the spermy underthings.
Other items such as stockings,
dresses, shoes, are available
at lesser cost. However,
there are no reported sexual feelings
associated with wearing
them.
The following Presidential
sperm Coated items are available.
| ITEM |
QUANTITY |
PRICE |
SHIPPING |
| Bras |
464 |
$1,995.00 |
$4.95 |
| Panties |
538 |
$2,450.00 |
$4.95 |
| Stockings |
124 |
$875.00 |
$3.95 |
| Blouses |
103 |
$1,005.00 |
$6.95 |
| Skirts |
96 |
$1,455.00 |
$6.95 |
| Shoes |
37 |
$875.00 |
$8.95 |
| Evening Gowns |
24 |
$8,750.00 |
$12.95 |
Act fast, as these items
that attest to the vitality of America's
Leader will not remain available
for long. Memorabilia experts
predict that these items
will accrue in value between 12.8% to 27.4%
per year, making them one
of the best financial investments in America
Today.
So pick up your telephone
and call toll-free 1-800-sperm-on and you
too, can become close to
your president in a way never possible before.
Institutions do make a difference,
become institutionalized today and
enjoy a better tomorrow.
Xona
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