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by Xona.
XONA NEWS SERVICE BULLETIN
GUN Violence strikes at AMERICA's
Heart once again. In an early morning ambush today, members of the National
Rifle Association and The Georgia Christian Milita Gunned down the Energizer
Bunny as she made her away across property owned by U. S. Representative
Bob Barr.
As scores of Bunny Spotters
looked on in horror, the gunmen opened up with a wide array of firepower
hitting the Energizer Bunny with over 2000 rounds of high power bullets.
Melvin Limbaugh, a local Christian Coalition leader and Major in the Georgia
Christian Militia told XONA NEWS Service that he waited until That big
white Wabbit got about 10 feet away and then he jumped from his camouflaged
position and open up with his highly modified Assault hunting rifle- putting
35 rounds into the Evil Bunny before it was able to beat the drum.
Then all hell broke lose
as 45 other members of the militia and NRA opened up and pumped another
2000 or so rounds into the famous American ICON.
Rep. Barr told reporters
that he ordered the Killing after receiving many complaints from right-wing
Republican farmers who were charging that the Energizer Bunny was just
running all over their crops.
"That dam overgrown Jack
Rabbit had no concern for personal property and its insipient banging of
that dam drum was cutting into the productivity of farm harvesters who
would stop work to catch a glimpse of the traveling Bunny and its Drum,"
Rep. Barr said. "It acted just like those damn homosexual liberals in New
York City- no concern for the rights and property of others." "The only
difference between them is that those HOMOSEXUALS of the left can't carry
a tune when marching, like the Bunny."
In addition, agents of the
DEA were also on the property. They had been tracking the Energizer Bunny
after receiving reports that it was eating wild marijuana. Drug Czar, Great
American Military General, Barry McCaffrey said that he was disturbed by
reports of the Energizer Bunny eating marijuana.
"Look, that Bunny had an
effect on countless children in America and to allow it to flaunt the law
was detrimental to the well being of the moral fabric of America."... "
today it's the Energizer Bunny and tomorrow it's the kids, then America
would be finished as we turn into a county of dullard pot-heads," Drug
General McCaffrey responded.
Cries of protest started
pouring in from around the country calling the killing of the Energizer
Bunny a hideous act of madmen. Supporters of Rep. Barr and the Militia
responded by pointing out that Rush Limbaugh, perhaps the greatest authority
on animals today and the Holy Bible, the true word of GOD, both state that
MAN has dominance over animals and female homo sapiens, and as such, they
have a perfect right to control wayward Bunnys and woman who show no respect
for the private property of decent Americans like Rep. Barr and the many
fine white, christian farmers of Georgia.
As Peter Helms, a member
of the Georgia Christian Militia said: "Hell, who are you going to believe,
those left wing homosexual liberal animal rights wacos or Rush Limbaugh
and the Bible- well I'll go with Rush and GOD everytime." "I say good riddance
to bad trash."
More to come on this fast
breaking story....
Xona
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