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by Xona.
O. J. Simpson To Challenge
Gun Owners and NRA
XONA NEWS SERVICE..............LATE
BREAKING NEWS
O. J. Simpson,
America's most beloved cold-blooded killer and golfer
today announced the formation
of the NKA, the National Knife
Association. Killer
Simpson hopes that the NKA will turn America away from its love of guns
and make knives the weapons of choice for the real American man and woman.
"For too long, America has
opted to use the cowardly gun as its
offensive and defensive
weapon of choice," a fast talking O. J.
commented. "However
the gun is really the weapon of the coward and
the bully. A knife,
in the other hand, represents true courage and
bravery as unlike the bullet
which is not connected to the user, the
knife enables the attacker
or defender to feel first hand the thrill
of flesh being torn and
hot blood spraying forth as the knife user
slashes, thrusts, and cuts
his or her way to victory."
Killer Simpson went on, "I
can tell you with 100 percent certainty
that the knife is the way
to go. And, not only am I a proud knife
owner, but I have used the
knife with great results against my
cheating whore of an x-wife
and that white Jew Boy who tried to
protect her. And,
let me tell you first hand, friends, me and my
knife made mincemeat of
those two in no time at all. " So, I say to
all you real red blooded
Americans, throw away your expensive guns
with their costly bullets
and time consuming maintenance, not to
mention all those gun restrictions
out there and come on over to the
thin steel side, where Knives
are available to anyone, anywhere, at
any time with no background
checks or all the other bullshit now
associated with gun possession."
"Come and join the NKA today.
And, for all you NRA members, we have a special membership offer.
Throw away your stupid guns, and your asshole leader Heston and come to
the NKA and begin to experience how real men and woman hunt and defend
themselves, up front and personal, not like a little coward hiding behind
a tree or bush with your expensive gun. So, for the next two weeks
any NRA member who wants to stop being a two-bit coward and give up the
NRA for the NKA, the annual membership fee of $25.00 will be reduced to
just $4.99. Now that my fellow knifers, is a real bargin."
"And, like the NRA, the NKA
welcomes all bigots, racists, hate mongers, rapist, crooks, killers, child
and woman abusers, cop killers, school children, psychopaths, republicans,
democrates, socialists, libertarians, commies, naziis, single moms, dead-beat
dads, and religious people of all types."
Thank you,
O. J. Simpson
President, NKA
"The NKA, an organization
that don't need no constitution to protect it."
Xona
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