Comments by Xona..

Gays,Lesbians & Pedophiles-WE WANT YOU
Office of the POPE Vatican City, Rome, Italy

A Special message from the Pope to Men and Women of America. 

"My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, we here in service to our Lord, Jesus Christ, and his only TRUE CHURCH- the Roman Catholic Church, wish to extend to all of you an exciting opportunity to join our multi-Billion dollar worldwide organization, as a priest or nun. 

As many of you know, the Roman Catholic Church is the largest gay, lesbian, and pedophilic organization in the world today. Currently, we have thousands of fine gay men and woman, many with deep pedophilic impulses who have discovered that the Roman Catholic Church is the place to be for many who are unwanted and unappreciated by the general American public. 

You may have heard that the Roman Catholic Church is currently in desperate need of Priests and Nuns, as out current flock is way too thin to meet the needs of our catholic brothers and sisters. 

As a Priest or Nun the Catholic Church has much to offer: 

• Completely free housing, 
• meals, 
• health care; especially important for the growing number of priests with aids 
• great retirement program, and 
• an unlimited supply of young boys and girls for your sexual delight. 

And, best of all, should you get caught with your you-now-what in some boy's or Girl's you-know-what, the Church will spare no expense to fight on your behalf. Why, just this decade alone, the church has spent Hundreds of Millions of Dollars taking care of its brothers and sisters who got caught in flagrante delicto with young boys and girls to whom they were ministering. 

No other profession will defend child rapists and molesters like the Roman Catholic Church does on behalf of its earthly servants of Jesus Christ. 

If you were a school teacher, or police officer, or doctor and got caught having sex with a nine year old boy or girl, you would be sent to jail for a long, long time. But, as a servant of the Roman Catholic Church, you will be defended, given counsel, moved to a safe place-- in general, we will spare no expense or effort to keep you free and out of harm's way. 

And, if I may be blunt, which would you rather be: A 65 year old Man with a wrinkled, ugly, woman like a Linda Tripp or Lucianne Goldberg as a wife, or a single unmarried 65 year old Priest with and endless supply of eight to thirteen year old boys and girls, with firm, hot, flesh, and pliable young minds easily manipulated to serve you, an agent of CHRIST. 

Now, I know that some of you may be thinking that the Church is too big and that perhaps you could do just as well in one of the other smaller Christian cults, like the Mormons, Baptists, or Protestant Churches. Well, to be honest, they also offer many similar opportunities, but why settle for second or third best when you can go first class. 

And, in the Catholic Church, you have the chance to become a POPE, just like me. IF you study the history of our great church you will learn that the POPES knew how to party also.. HA HA HA, we really do have a jolly good time-- if you get my drift. 

So don't wait another second, go and visit your local Roman Catholic Church and tell the Priest in charge that you want to join. There is no sign-up fee, no test, no background checks, and we firmly believe in Don't Ask and Don't tell, if you know what I mean. 

And remember, Jesus loves the Children most of all. We here in the True Church of Christ try to live up to that fact each and every day. Thank you and may Jesus and his Dad, GOD, bless each and everyone of you. 

The POPE 

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